Description

"Eco-Priority" Survival Tote - Moral High Ground Gear

€17,69 EUR
Taxes included.
13" × 13'' / Red

The ice caps melted, the economy collapsed, and the cities are currently on fire. But look at you, doing your part. This tactical inventory expansion unit proves that while you couldn't save civilization, you can still save 5 cents at the grocery store (if one existed). Featuring a proud survivor standing amidst the smoking ruins of society, holding a reusable bag with a green leaf logo, this tote is the ultimate flex for the end times. It screams, "I may be looting this abandoned pharmacy, but I am not part of the landfill problem."

  • Inventory Expansion: Spacious main compartment fits significantly more loot than your pockets, perfect for hoarding the last of the canned peaches.

  • Moral Armor: Canvas construction is 100% reusable, offering a +10 Virtue Signaling buff to all party members.

  • Structural Integrity: Reinforced handles withstand the weight of heavy salvage, unlike the structural integrity of the burning buildings in the background.

  • High-Contrast Irony: Bold text ensures that any mutants or marauders know exactly where your priorities lie.

  • Compact Deployment: Folds down flat for easy storage when not actively judging people who use plastic.



Product features
- 100% polyester body — durable, shape-retaining, quick-drying medium-weight fabric
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for extra strength
- Boxed corners create added carrying volume and structure
- Non-woven laminate interior with cotton handles; available in three sizes
- Seamless thread color and five handle color options for a clean, custom look

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

The "Curriculum" Approach

Incoming Resupply Protocols

We print every piece of gear on-demand to prevent waste—because resource management is key to survival.

  • Mobilization Time: Please allow 2-5 days for us to manufacture your supplies at our nearest stronghold.
  • Transit: Once deployed, standard shipping typically takes 3-5 business days (depending on the status of the local infrastructure).
  • Tracking: You will receive a tracking link as soon as your loot drop is airborne. Watch your inbox.

Mission Assurance Guarantee

We strive for 100% mission success, but sometimes supply drops go wrong.

  • Damaged Goods: If your gear arrives damaged, misprinted, or infected, send us a photo within 30 days. We will deploy a replacement immediately—no cost, no questions.
  • Wrong Size: Did you overestimate your stats? It happens. Contact support, and we'll help sort out your loadout.
  • Support Comms: Our bunker staff is on standby to ensure you are equipped properly. Do not hesitate to signal us.

Built to Last (Without Ruining What's Left)

Survival isn't just about bunkers; it's about preserving what we have.

  • Zero Waste: We use a made-to-order model. No warehouses full of unsold stock ending up in landfills. We only make what you actually need.
  • Ethical Supply: Our apparel is produced using OEKO-TEX certified dyes and sourced via the US Cotton Trust Protocol.
  • Durability: We choose materials (ring-spun cotton, heavy blends) designed to survive the wash cycle and the wasteland.

Educational Entertainment for the End Times

You know us from the simulations. Survival Curriculum is dedicated to turning terrifying fictional scenarios—from zombies to nuclear winter—into actionable, science-based survival skills.

  • Support the Research: Every piece of gear you buy directly funds the research and animation for our next YouTube simulation.
  • Join the Ranks: Wearing this gear signals to other survivors that you know Rule #1 (Cardio) and you have a plan.

Stay safe, stay prepared, and thanks for funding the bunker.