Description

"Essential Rations" Ceramic Mug - Liquid Morale Container

€11,24 EUR
Taxes included.
11oz

In the wasteland, ammunition is silver, but caffeine is gold. The "Essential Rations" mug is a piece of critical loadout equipment for the survivor who is currently running on 0% sleep and 100% anxiety. Featuring a wide-eyed operative desperately clutching the only source of warmth left in the world, this vessel serves as a daily reminder that your perception stats are at -5 until you finish your drink. Before you scavenge, fight, or negotiate with raiders, you must caffeinate. Consider this your primary stamina potion.

Spec Sheet:

  • Thermal Retention: Durable ceramic construction keeps your bean water hot while you map out extraction routes.

  • Tactical Grip: Features an ergonomic C-handle designed to stay secure even if your hands are shaking from adrenaline or withdrawal.

  • Sanitation Compatible: Microwave safe for reheating yesterday’s sludge; dishwasher safe for the rare occasion you have electricity and running water.

  • High-Contrast Vis: Glossy white finish makes it easy to locate in a dark bunker or a messy command center.

  • Morale Boost: 11oz capacity provides just enough liquid to delay your inevitable breakdown by another few hours.

.: White ceramic
.: 11 oz (0.33 l)
.: Rounded corners
.: C-handle

The "Curriculum" Approach

Incoming Resupply Protocols

We print every piece of gear on-demand to prevent waste—because resource management is key to survival.

  • Mobilization Time: Please allow 2-5 days for us to manufacture your supplies at our nearest stronghold.
  • Transit: Once deployed, standard shipping typically takes 3-5 business days (depending on the status of the local infrastructure).
  • Tracking: You will receive a tracking link as soon as your loot drop is airborne. Watch your inbox.

Mission Assurance Guarantee

We strive for 100% mission success, but sometimes supply drops go wrong.

  • Damaged Goods: If your gear arrives damaged, misprinted, or infected, send us a photo within 30 days. We will deploy a replacement immediately—no cost, no questions.
  • Wrong Size: Did you overestimate your stats? It happens. Contact support, and we'll help sort out your loadout.
  • Support Comms: Our bunker staff is on standby to ensure you are equipped properly. Do not hesitate to signal us.

Built to Last (Without Ruining What's Left)

Survival isn't just about bunkers; it's about preserving what we have.

  • Zero Waste: We use a made-to-order model. No warehouses full of unsold stock ending up in landfills. We only make what you actually need.
  • Ethical Supply: Our apparel is produced using OEKO-TEX certified dyes and sourced via the US Cotton Trust Protocol.
  • Durability: We choose materials (ring-spun cotton, heavy blends) designed to survive the wash cycle and the wasteland.

Educational Entertainment for the End Times

You know us from the simulations. Survival Curriculum is dedicated to turning terrifying fictional scenarios—from zombies to nuclear winter—into actionable, science-based survival skills.

  • Support the Research: Every piece of gear you buy directly funds the research and animation for our next YouTube simulation.
  • Join the Ranks: Wearing this gear signals to other survivors that you know Rule #1 (Cardio) and you have a plan.

Stay safe, stay prepared, and thanks for funding the bunker.