Description

"Priority One" Survival Tote - Supply Chain Critical Gear

€17,69 EUR
Taxes included.
13" × 13'' / Red

In the post-society economy, we don't trade in crypto or gold; we trade in 2-ply. This tactical haulage unit displays the definitive scavenger's manifesto. While amateurs are looking for "Milk" or "Ammo," the true survivalist knows the real panic sets in when the bathroom supply drops to zero. The graphic features a distressed operator realizing that the most critical resource is the one highlighted in hazard orange. Use this bag to focus your looting runs on what really matters—because you can survive without bread, but you really don't want to survive without paper.

  • Loot Capacity: Generous interior volume is perfectly dimensioned to conceal a bulk pack of soft gold from envious neighbors.

  • Strategic HUD: High-visibility checklist helps you ignore low-tier loot like "Water Filters" and focus entirely on the circled objective.

  • Panic Simulation: Accurately depicts the existential dread of reaching for a roll that isn't there.

  • Structural Integrity: Reinforced stitching holds up even when the bag is stuffed to capacity with scavenged hygiene products.

  • Deployment Handles: Comfortable straps allow for rapid extraction from the grocery store ruins before the other hoarders arrive.



Product features
- 100% polyester body — durable, shape-retaining, quick-drying medium-weight fabric
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for extra strength
- Boxed corners create added carrying volume and structure
- Non-woven laminate interior with cotton handles; available in three sizes
- Seamless thread color and five handle color options for a clean, custom look

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

The "Curriculum" Approach

Incoming Resupply Protocols

We print every piece of gear on-demand to prevent waste—because resource management is key to survival.

  • Mobilization Time: Please allow 2-5 days for us to manufacture your supplies at our nearest stronghold.
  • Transit: Once deployed, standard shipping typically takes 3-5 business days (depending on the status of the local infrastructure).
  • Tracking: You will receive a tracking link as soon as your loot drop is airborne. Watch your inbox.

Mission Assurance Guarantee

We strive for 100% mission success, but sometimes supply drops go wrong.

  • Damaged Goods: If your gear arrives damaged, misprinted, or infected, send us a photo within 30 days. We will deploy a replacement immediately—no cost, no questions.
  • Wrong Size: Did you overestimate your stats? It happens. Contact support, and we'll help sort out your loadout.
  • Support Comms: Our bunker staff is on standby to ensure you are equipped properly. Do not hesitate to signal us.

Built to Last (Without Ruining What's Left)

Survival isn't just about bunkers; it's about preserving what we have.

  • Zero Waste: We use a made-to-order model. No warehouses full of unsold stock ending up in landfills. We only make what you actually need.
  • Ethical Supply: Our apparel is produced using OEKO-TEX certified dyes and sourced via the US Cotton Trust Protocol.
  • Durability: We choose materials (ring-spun cotton, heavy blends) designed to survive the wash cycle and the wasteland.

Educational Entertainment for the End Times

You know us from the simulations. Survival Curriculum is dedicated to turning terrifying fictional scenarios—from zombies to nuclear winter—into actionable, science-based survival skills.

  • Support the Research: Every piece of gear you buy directly funds the research and animation for our next YouTube simulation.
  • Join the Ranks: Wearing this gear signals to other survivors that you know Rule #1 (Cardio) and you have a plan.

Stay safe, stay prepared, and thanks for funding the bunker.