Description

"Results Unknown" Canvas Tote - Gambling Your Inventory Space

€17,69 EUR
Taxes included.
13" × 13'' / Red

You risked your life trekking through the irradiated zone for four hours. You dodged patrols and fought off a feral dog. And what is your reward? A lumpy sack filled with... something. This tote bag celebrates the glorious, crushing uncertainty of wasteland looting. It perfectly captures that "RNG" (Random Number Generation) feeling of opening a high-level chest and finding only vendor trash. Is it medicine? Is it ammo? Or is it just a collection of pre-war fidget spinners? Until you open it, it's both. Carry this to manage your squad's expectations—the loot is probably garbage, but hey, at least you have inventory space for it.

Spec Sheet:

  • Durable Fabric: Rugged 100% cotton canvas construction designed to hold heavy items like canned goods or pure disappointment.

  • High-Vis Handles: Bright red reinforced straps make the bag easy to locate when you inevitably need to drop your loot and sprint.

  • Quick-Access Opening: No zippers or closures to slow you down when hurriedly dumping random junk into your inventory slots.

  • Spacious Interior: 10-liter capacity is perfect for those runs where you find 50 rolls of duct tape but absolutely zero water filters.

  • Structural Integrity: Heavyweight stitching holds its shape better than your hope for finding decent endgame gear.



Product features
- 100% polyester body — durable, shape-retaining, quick-drying medium-weight fabric
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for extra strength
- Boxed corners create added carrying volume and structure
- Non-woven laminate interior with cotton handles; available in three sizes
- Seamless thread color and five handle color options for a clean, custom look

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

The "Curriculum" Approach

Incoming Resupply Protocols

We print every piece of gear on-demand to prevent waste—because resource management is key to survival.

  • Mobilization Time: Please allow 2-5 days for us to manufacture your supplies at our nearest stronghold.
  • Transit: Once deployed, standard shipping typically takes 3-5 business days (depending on the status of the local infrastructure).
  • Tracking: You will receive a tracking link as soon as your loot drop is airborne. Watch your inbox.

Mission Assurance Guarantee

We strive for 100% mission success, but sometimes supply drops go wrong.

  • Damaged Goods: If your gear arrives damaged, misprinted, or infected, send us a photo within 30 days. We will deploy a replacement immediately—no cost, no questions.
  • Wrong Size: Did you overestimate your stats? It happens. Contact support, and we'll help sort out your loadout.
  • Support Comms: Our bunker staff is on standby to ensure you are equipped properly. Do not hesitate to signal us.

Built to Last (Without Ruining What's Left)

Survival isn't just about bunkers; it's about preserving what we have.

  • Zero Waste: We use a made-to-order model. No warehouses full of unsold stock ending up in landfills. We only make what you actually need.
  • Ethical Supply: Our apparel is produced using OEKO-TEX certified dyes and sourced via the US Cotton Trust Protocol.
  • Durability: We choose materials (ring-spun cotton, heavy blends) designed to survive the wash cycle and the wasteland.

Educational Entertainment for the End Times

You know us from the simulations. Survival Curriculum is dedicated to turning terrifying fictional scenarios—from zombies to nuclear winter—into actionable, science-based survival skills.

  • Support the Research: Every piece of gear you buy directly funds the research and animation for our next YouTube simulation.
  • Join the Ranks: Wearing this gear signals to other survivors that you know Rule #1 (Cardio) and you have a plan.

Stay safe, stay prepared, and thanks for funding the bunker.