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"Standard Issue" Logo Crewneck - Guild Uniform

€47,99 EUR
Taxes included.
S / Ash

Consider this your official induction into the surviving class. This isn't just a sweatshirt; it represents the curriculum that keeps you breathing. Featuring the signature Survival Curriculum mascot—fully kitted with the essential gas mask and looting bag—this crewneck signals to other survivors that you prioritize tactical knowledge over optimism. It’s the closest thing we have to a uniform for the end of the world. Wear it to identify fellow party members or to look professional while the timeline collapses.

Survival Specs

  • Faction Identification: The crisp chest graphic lets others know you are a Protagonist, not a disposable NPC.

  • Morale Maintenance: Heavyweight cotton blend provides critical comfort stats when the world outside is cold and unforgiving.

  • Layering Compatible: Cut with a relaxed fit, allowing room for thermal base layers or concealed body armor underneath.

  • Structural Integrity: Double-needle stitching ensures this garment stays intact even if society doesn't.

  • Tactical Cuffs: Ribbed banding keeps sleeves secure at the wrist so they don't drag in the hazardous waste.


Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for balanced warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- DTG prints on body with optional embroidery placements (left/center chest, wrists) and DTF inner neck labels
- OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol—safety- and sustainability-minded materials

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

The "Curriculum" Approach

Incoming Resupply Protocols

We print every piece of gear on-demand to prevent waste—because resource management is key to survival.

  • Mobilization Time: Please allow 2-5 days for us to manufacture your supplies at our nearest stronghold.
  • Transit: Once deployed, standard shipping typically takes 3-5 business days (depending on the status of the local infrastructure).
  • Tracking: You will receive a tracking link as soon as your loot drop is airborne. Watch your inbox.

Mission Assurance Guarantee

We strive for 100% mission success, but sometimes supply drops go wrong.

  • Damaged Goods: If your gear arrives damaged, misprinted, or infected, send us a photo within 30 days. We will deploy a replacement immediately—no cost, no questions.
  • Wrong Size: Did you overestimate your stats? It happens. Contact support, and we'll help sort out your loadout.
  • Support Comms: Our bunker staff is on standby to ensure you are equipped properly. Do not hesitate to signal us.

Built to Last (Without Ruining What's Left)

Survival isn't just about bunkers; it's about preserving what we have.

  • Zero Waste: We use a made-to-order model. No warehouses full of unsold stock ending up in landfills. We only make what you actually need.
  • Ethical Supply: Our apparel is produced using OEKO-TEX certified dyes and sourced via the US Cotton Trust Protocol.
  • Durability: We choose materials (ring-spun cotton, heavy blends) designed to survive the wash cycle and the wasteland.

Educational Entertainment for the End Times

You know us from the simulations. Survival Curriculum is dedicated to turning terrifying fictional scenarios—from zombies to nuclear winter—into actionable, science-based survival skills.

  • Support the Research: Every piece of gear you buy directly funds the research and animation for our next YouTube simulation.
  • Join the Ranks: Wearing this gear signals to other survivors that you know Rule #1 (Cardio) and you have a plan.

Stay safe, stay prepared, and thanks for funding the bunker.