Description

"Undefeated Champion" Survival Mug - Solo Queue Legacy

€11,24 EUR
Taxes included.
11oz

While the rest of the world panicked when the lockdowns started, you just called it "Tuesday." This tactical hydration vessel awards you the highest honor in the wasteland: The Undefeated Champion of avoiding people. You've been training for the end of the world since the 2020s, perfecting the art of staying inside a concrete box and staring at a wall. Wear this badge with pride. You haven't lost a social interaction yet—mostly because you refuse to participate in any.

  • Victory Badge: Official certification of your "Undefeated" streak in the sport of extreme introversion.

  • Bunker-Grade Ceramic: Solid construction provides a comforting weight when you are the only living soul in a 5-mile radius.

  • Historical Context: Commemorates the "Est. 2020s" era, marking the exact moment you realized you preferred concrete walls to human company.

  • Ergonomic Isolation: Sturdy C-handle designed for a firm grip, because there is absolutely no one else coming to hold your hand.

  • High-Contrast Truth: The graphic of a lonely figure in a bunker serves as a "Do Not Disturb" sign for any potential looters.

.: White ceramic
.: 11 oz (0.33 l)
.: Rounded corners
.: C-handle

The "Curriculum" Approach

Incoming Resupply Protocols

We print every piece of gear on-demand to prevent waste—because resource management is key to survival.

  • Mobilization Time: Please allow 2-5 days for us to manufacture your supplies at our nearest stronghold.
  • Transit: Once deployed, standard shipping typically takes 3-5 business days (depending on the status of the local infrastructure).
  • Tracking: You will receive a tracking link as soon as your loot drop is airborne. Watch your inbox.

Mission Assurance Guarantee

We strive for 100% mission success, but sometimes supply drops go wrong.

  • Damaged Goods: If your gear arrives damaged, misprinted, or infected, send us a photo within 30 days. We will deploy a replacement immediately—no cost, no questions.
  • Wrong Size: Did you overestimate your stats? It happens. Contact support, and we'll help sort out your loadout.
  • Support Comms: Our bunker staff is on standby to ensure you are equipped properly. Do not hesitate to signal us.

Built to Last (Without Ruining What's Left)

Survival isn't just about bunkers; it's about preserving what we have.

  • Zero Waste: We use a made-to-order model. No warehouses full of unsold stock ending up in landfills. We only make what you actually need.
  • Ethical Supply: Our apparel is produced using OEKO-TEX certified dyes and sourced via the US Cotton Trust Protocol.
  • Durability: We choose materials (ring-spun cotton, heavy blends) designed to survive the wash cycle and the wasteland.

Educational Entertainment for the End Times

You know us from the simulations. Survival Curriculum is dedicated to turning terrifying fictional scenarios—from zombies to nuclear winter—into actionable, science-based survival skills.

  • Support the Research: Every piece of gear you buy directly funds the research and animation for our next YouTube simulation.
  • Join the Ranks: Wearing this gear signals to other survivors that you know Rule #1 (Cardio) and you have a plan.

Stay safe, stay prepared, and thanks for funding the bunker.